Delay Repay & Refund Claims

From Lions Den
To Hydro XL

This is an unofficial novelty ticket Easter egg. It is not affiliated with Boomtown Fair, National Rail, Kaboodle, Weezevent, or any actual railway.

Refund Policy

Refunds may be considered only under the following circumstances:

• Skrill dropped it so hard it triggered a points failure.
• Four Tet personally validates your Delay Repay claim.
• You were incorrectly routed via Oldtown.
• Someone gave an answer to the question “how much is the fish?”.
• The Vengabus failed to arrive.
• You have purchased a pint for the ticket inspector.

This does not top up any official festival wristband. It only supports Dan’s Emergency Festival Refreshment Fund.